Lady from ESPN called my work, asking for permission to use some of our Thunder footage. I just assumed it was Erin Andrews. #phone_sex_FAIL in #phone_sex_fail

Tonight/This morning, I learned that chicks with boyfriends are automatically way more hotter than those who are without. #drunk_as_hitler in #drunk_as_hitler

It's already noon and I have yet to be drunk and/or spontaneously combust. #I'll_take_even_the_smallest_victories in #i

http://twitpic.com/ru70 - Going to Norman during 'dead week' was maybe the best greatest idea ever. This is how TV STARS do it. #radiation in #radiation

SHE REMEMBERS THE NAMES OF SOME OF THE UFC FIGHTERS FROM THE LAST TIME WE WATCHED OVER HERE. #swoon in #swoon

Local news interrupts the Jets game to talk about the shoe-throwing incident. In turn, I then threw my shoes at the TV. #never_interrupt ... in #never_interrupt

Something about coming in way too late to have a topical response to a Twitter meme I missed earlier. #generictweet in #generictweet

pixie_ala_mode - Peer pressure always wins. But now that you're getting a loan, you can get drunk on someone else's bill. #horrible_idea in #horrible_idea