• anyone who doubts the power of social media needs to investigate the whole #motrin debacle. time to pay attention to the intertubes! in #motrin

  • ordered a new pair of dankos from #zappos. Last pair, elastic tore when I fell on my busser in spectacular fashion. in midst of full restrnt in #zappos

  • WHY!oh, why, is that stupid spoon-poop-smear sauce thing so popular right now?! (watching #iron chef). I really hate it so much!! in #iron

  • time for #Bourdain and #No reservations! starting off with creepy baby heads... in #no #bourdain

  • it's like a schwarma taco! on #no reservations in #no