• Just traded for a new kicker this morning. Feely got me 21 points. I love me some Jay Feely! #ff in #ff

  • WTF, scoring on the opening kickoff??? #MNF in #mnf

  • I used to have Rackers, but this is the first time I watch him play. Good job, boy. #mnf #ff in #ff #mnf

  • BenJarvus Green-Ellis was projected to have 11 pts. Guess how many he got tonight: ZERO. #ff in #ff

  • Disappointed in my #ff team. I can't believe ESPN's projections were so far off. Was projected to have 103 pts, now am slated to get 68. :( in #ff

  • Dear Titans D/ST: your ENTIRE job today is to keep the Jets from scoring. Way to FAIL. #ffb in #ffb

  • Why didn't I start Jay Feely? #ffb in #ffb

  • ARGH. I have two Denver players right now against Oakland, but it isn't on network. Stupid Raiders are ALWAYS on, just not today? #ffb in #ffb

  • Do I want Kellen Winslow or Chris Cooley? Desmond Clark ain't gonna do anything for me this week. #ffb in #ffb

  • The Titans D has complete redeemed itself from last week. Keep up those sacks, boys! #ffb in #ffb

  • I can't watch this game anymore. #MNF in #mnf

  • And hope that Amani Toomer doesn't score more than 1 point...b/c I played Houshmandzadeh instead. #ffb in #ffb

  • Giants = #snf again! Yay! I'm not doing a damn thing this weekend either. I can watch football all day on Sunday. in #snf

  • Is there a #shorty award for #irreverentbitching? Because I think I could lock that one down. in #shorty #irreverentbitching

  • Dear Team CLE: we have our own hashtag now: #pfaql. Think about it and you'll figure it out. in #pfaql

  • I'm not thrilled about #ffb team today, but I'm against a guy w/a 3-10 record, so it probably doesn't matter. in #ffb

  • Damn, I picked up Wes Walker this morning and forgot to play him. Oops. #ffb in #ffb

  • Wish either the Broncos or Raiders were on right now. Those are the only games I got left on this team. #ffb in #ffb

  • @adamradman Most definitely a #Giants fan. Grew up w/an older brother who yells "G-MEN!" whenever possible. So there you go. in #giants

  • Ok, I managed to stay offline most of the day. Now I have 20 mins to watch #nfl, then it's off to get the wine & cheese for the evening. in #nfl

  • (5 mins later) Okay, THAT is how you end a football game! #fiestabowl in #fiestabowl