@amandamurray77 merkin will only cover the hairloss.so happy we spent lunch trying 2 figure out how it would protect from syphilis. #cyclops in #cyclops

Love when when I oversleep and leave my running partner @ the park alone @ 5 am #isuckasahuman in #isuckasahuman

@bellasmama # is a hashtag 2 group similar tweets like #ike. CW is my new abbrev. For coworkers in #ike

Enjoy stalking boys from my past. Some were really good catches. Sad they r married now but wouldn't change a thing #ping in #ping

@TechBabe yes on the movie. He rented it 2 watch with our own mom 2 #reallyinappropriate in #reallyinappropriate

That was not me but now glad I didn't meet Corey described as 'fun & fuckable dude if u ignore his 80's haircut' #needaboyfriend in #needaboyfriend

George is drunk n doesn't realize he's trying 2 set me up with someone I already dismissed last year. #been2thisrodeob4 in #been2thisrodeob4

Know what's awesome? Finding the $100 part u just paid nissan 2 replace bcuz u swore u never got it with the car. #cyclops2the5thpower in #cyclops2the5thpower

I just got paged while I was sitting @ my gate. #cyclops in #cyclops

mug i got CW makes Jesus' beard disappear when u add hot water. i'm going 2 add cold water & see if his robe falls off. #shrinkage in #shrinkage

25 handmade personalized ornaments. Not even the 2 Indian ladies will take these. Sad I had 2 point this out 2 her. #cyclops channukah in #cyclops

@GettaGo u just think I'll dryhump u.....again #tongrumors in #tongrumors

I heard @GettaGo's safe word is 'bread bowls' #TongRumors in #tongrumors

on the brightside @gettago has informed me that orange (me) + yellow (Tong) may make a normal looking child #TongRumors in #tongrumors

FYI- @HezzyRchild is my new publicist. i wasn't looking for one but she has stepped up to the role quite nicely lately. #Twuzzle in #twuzzle

a lot of u need to refollow me....or not...if u dont want 2. i can't respond 2 ur DMs if u r not following me. #fuckedupTwitter in #fuckeduptwitter

@HezzyRchild 6:30. we can make it a couples massage : ) i'll b the 1 moaning loudly next to you. its my only action lately #itsbeenawhile in #itsbeenawhile

I'm considering purchasing a Canon Rebel xti. would prefer used. would love help with this purchase. #amateur in #amateur

Nothing like doing the walk of shame from @GettaGo's place this morning. #TongRumors in #tongrumors

Just heard my dad's drunk neighbor say 'I'm going home with my dildo. C u later'' what happens in Rockport, stays in Rockport #newvegas in #newvegas

@GettaGo currently interviewing 4 next baby mama. Land mammals need not apply #TongRumors in #tongrumors

@cari2702 I wasn't as concerned by the girl as I was with the dozen gerbils already in the room. #TongRumors in #tongrumors

OH: I had no idea Asian pubic hair grew in that way!! No wonder he dies it #TongRumors in #tongrumors

@GettaGo Babe, come back home. the gerbils are not enjoying their bath in the toilet. one of them freaked the fuck out. #TongRumors in #tongrumors

My fav @gettago quote for today: "Choose to not participate" #Tao_of_Tong in #tao_of_tong

I'm pretty sure the China judge only knows 2 words: "Bah...8." Australia was surprising but don't look 2 close #butterface in #butterface

i just unloaded the dishwasher and now exhausted. the laundry is going to have to wait. #sickie in #sickie