definition for: #tantrump

Usually the preserve of babies, a #tanTrump is the bigliest and bestest tantrum of all. Only the #WhinerInChief can #tanTrump. #tanTrumps can encompass a wide range of subjects, from crowd sizes to law-abiding judges. #TanTrumps can occur at any given moment, but have shown a propensity to develop in the early morning hours. While there is wide-ranging disagreement on their source, several theories have been put forward: lack of sleep, the existence of a child trapped within the man, the use of propecia, and an insecure personality with a compulsive desire to be accepted are some of the leading theories proposed by experts in the field. Unfortunately, for the next few years the world should expect at least one #tanTrump a day.

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