LogosRadical

Utilized to refer to the so-called Leader of the Free World, the #WhinerInChief will occupy the sacred office of the Presidency of the United States from 2017 to either 2021, 2025, or the date of his impeachment. Surprisingly, the #WhinerInChief occupies the most powerful office in the world and has direct access to a multitude of tools and powers to exert his will, yet he feels the world is unfair to him and fails to recognize his magnificence. Any disloyalty or hint of independence from his ungrateful subjects will awaken the wrath of the #WhinerInChief and trigger a #TanTrump.

Usually the preserve of babies, a #tanTrump is the bigliest and bestest tantrum of all. Only the #WhinerInChief can #tanTrump. #tanTrumps can encompass a wide range of subjects, from crowd sizes to law-abiding judges. #TanTrumps can occur at any given moment, but have shown a propensity to develop in the early morning hours. While there is wide-ranging disagreement on their source, several theories have been put forward: lack of sleep, the existence of a child trapped within the man, the use of propecia, and an insecure personality with a compulsive desire to be accepted are some of the leading theories proposed by experts in the field. Unfortunately, for the next few years the world should expect at least one #tanTrump a day.