markeduggan

#ScaryOrangeClown A scary, angry clown in orange "racoon eyes" makeup and what appears to be a strawberry blond gerbil taped to the top of his head has been sighted in downtown Manhattan. It is rumored that he and several dozen even scarier clowns are preparing some type of haunted house event in Washington DC on January 20th. If you sight this dangerous, demented clown at such an event in person, or have sighted him on any type of live stream, television broadcast, childrens birthday party or in the testimonial video on the RentToOwnEasternEuropeans/badcredit?noproblem! web page please do not approach. Instead report the sighting on twitter immediately using the hashtag #ScaryOrangeClown Think of the children! THINK OF THE GERBIL!! (I've seen real under cover flash animations of it trying to get away on the peta website so sad.) Above is the hashtag and definition I've just registered under my twitter account @markeduggan let's get the word out.